Tits

I see that Channel 4 is pushing ahead with its mission to utterly disreguard its remit with the informative and worthwhile documentary Extraordinary Breastfeeding (presumably a last minute decision was made to drop the word "extreme"). I guess most people who tuned in did so to gawp at the freakshow of nine year olds still guzzling Mummy's moo-juice, but personally I felt the defining point of the program was a mother asking her recently-weaned two year old if he wanted a glass of cow's milk. Of course he doesn't,woman! The lad only knows of one method of obtaining milk and as far he's concerned you've just invited him to suck a cow.

Not

Then GBV tribute is no longer going ahead on the 11th March. It will happen, hopefully sometime around the end of April. Apologies for any inconvenience (including but not limited to despair, emptiness, confusion, suicide, sexual misadventures) that this may cause.