Nuisance posts

Mine seems to be the only blog not bedeviled by anonymous comments lying that they "love your website" and proffering links to sites flogging cures for baldness, business mentoring, pest control and endless other unwanted products. I don't want any of these people bothering me, I'm just curious as to why the ugly vision has been overlooked in this manner. I like to think it's because they know not to mess.

Two tongued cat

This is the kind of blog I'd like to see more of. Someone with something genuinely worthwhile to offer the world. Anyone got a two-headed gerbil, or a dog with four arses? Get it online.

You'd think I'd be able to get a really vile innuendo-laden title out of the story of the two-tongued cat, but I just can't seem to word it correctly. The best I could come up with was "two tongues in your pussy", but that's too cheap even for me. Any ideas?

BCI Radio 2

I'm gonna be on Vic McGlynn's show again tomorrow, taking part in the "champion of champions" tournament- basically the champions league of radio quiz shows. By all means listen, but don't expect too much- I am ill-prepared in the extreme.

Well done to all fans of Spurs, Charlton, Wigan and West Brom- you rock, your bosses are boss, you fully deserve to be sitting pretty. Enjoy it while it lasts. As for me, I am undone.

Thatcher at 80

How the hell is that evil witch still alive when the likes of John Peel, Freddie, ODB, Paul Foot and Mo Mowlam were taken way before their time? Only the good die young right enough. I can understand God not wanting her but you'd think Satan could find some use for her- possibly being penetrated with hot pokers by Faulklands widows over and over again, for all eternity. Still, every year brings that day closer.

Mike Love not war

Walking past the bar in my favourite hostelry, I heard a man announce "if Mike Love's Beach Boys were playing in my back garden I'd close the curtains". I turned and said "right on, brother". He gave me a long, cold stare, followed by a matey wink.

I done a quiz

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